Alfred Stevens, "The Bath" (1867) VS “我愛(ài)洗澡皮膚好好~ ”

Mary Cassat, "Breakfast In Bed" (1897) VS “我給你當(dāng)枕頭~ ”

Mary Cassat, "Breakfast In Bed" (1897)　 VS “沒(méi)有學(xué)問(wèn)，咋有臉見(jiàn)爹娘~ ”

Salvador Dali, "Woman At The Window" (1925)　 VS 　“多少次經(jīng)過(guò)你的窗外~ ”

Ingres, "Grande Odalisque" (1814)　 VS “再說(shuō)我反了！咬你！”

John Singer Sargent, "Repose" (1911)　 VS “沙發(fā)要那么大做啥子~ ”

Sir Joshua Reynolds, "Princess Sophia Matilda Of Gloucester" (1774)　 VS “照相時(shí)別遮我臉 (￣_|||￣)”

Joseph Ducreux, "Self Portrait Yawning" (1780)　 VS “嗚啊~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ”

Gerard Hoet, "Young Man Playing The Flute" (18世紀(jì) 早期)　 VS “噓噓噓…… 我吹的好聽(tīng)不~ ”

Richard Edward Miller, "Woman In Blue Dress" (1909)　 VS “媽誒，這身衣服該洗洗了吧~ ”

Titian, "Venus Of Urbino" (1538)　 VS 　　　“翹臀你有么~ ”

Frederic Leighton, "Flaming June" (1895)　 VS 　“我睡覺(jué)會(huì)打呼嚕 (。_。)”

Rembrandt Van Rijn, Self Portrait (1628)　 VS 　“嘻嘻嘻嘻~ ”

Ford Madox Brown, "Romeo And Juliet" (1870)　 VS “啊唔，吃了你~ ”

Edgar Degas, "Two Dancers On Stage" (1874)　 VS “他的**老長(zhǎng)了！這么長(zhǎng)！~ ”

John William Waterhouse, "Echo And Narcissus" (1903)　 VS “zapzapzap~~~”

Mariano Fortuny, "Odalisque" (1861)　　 VS 　　　“瑪咪，我是在做夢(mèng)咩~ ”

George Benjamin Luks, "Young Girl With Doll" (20世紀(jì)早期)　 VS “咋，誰(shuí)說(shuō)大人就不可以抱娃娃睡覺(jué)了~ ”

Anton Einsle, "A Woman Before A Mirror" (1841)　 VS 　“A Cat Before A Mirror”

Paul Cezanne, "Apples, Peaches, Pears, And Grapes" (1879)　 VS "Apples, Peaches, Pears, And a Cat"

Guido Reni, "Repentance Of St. Peter" (1635)　VS“給條魚(yú)吃吧~ ”

Titian, "Venus of Urbino" (1538)　　　VS　　　“有我多么~ ”